Am i dating a douchebag quiz
Good chance he was in a frat, even better chance he didn’t take (or attend) too many English courses in college.
Doesn't necessarily mean he's a douchebag, though, as a lot of good men call women "babe" with the finest of intentions.
Texts in the morning mean you’re the first thing he thinks about, and he enjoys being in contact with you for the maximum amount of hours during the day.
It might be annoying to have to fill him in on what you’re eating for breakfast every morning -- and maintain tolerable conversation over the course of 10 to 12 hours -- but, hey, at least his intentions are good. Only at night: If he only texts at night, chances are, he’s trying to hit it.
If you need a good laugh today and reminder to not take things too seriously, here ya go. Filmed by Emil Monikander: https://twitter.com/Mr Swe Fish Video tracking & grading by Olof Bäckström: Typography/animation by Pedro Calvo: PT Video edited by Roomie.
Personally, I think it’s better than telling someone outright to “piss off.”When a chick ignores me, I USUALLY take the hint, however, there are some dudes who fail to read between those conversational lines, so to speak, and ignore the red flag. Still, even I would never dare call a girl “sweetheart” over SMS text, as it involves some upper-echelon douchebaggery to be able to press send without the slightest inhibition.
Sometimes these guys are club promoters, a lot of them are foreign and -- almost all of the time -- they’re obsessive. to identify you by a cute "pet name" -- but he’s just too lazy to figure one out that’s even remotely distinct to you.
And, sometimes, these "dialogue bubbles" are meant to translate to something entirely different than what you might've initially perceived them as.
I've been told (by women) guys are "tough to gauge," and texting only makes us impossible to read.