Funny quotes about women and dating

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I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything.

If I were Nike and you were Mcdonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it! I’m eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?

We’ve gathered up 30 witty dating quotes from celebrities in the hopes that a little bit of insight, intelligence, and, yes, laughter can help you take on Valentine’s season with a bit of a different attitude. In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt. I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s getting serious. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.

A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you… If money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys! My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy. There exists an online dating site ‘Herpes Passions’ which specially caters to people suffering from herpes. Read More : Romantic Propose Status Just for future reference. You don’t have to take me out on a date to make me happy, a simple ride in the country or cuddle up with me on the couch and we’ll do just fine! You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

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